Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige iām a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
This is my new favorite post.
(Source: barricadeponine)
